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NEW LAWS OF STORYBROOKE
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DEAR CITIZENS OF STORYBROOKE

DO TO THE NEW AND REALLY WEIRD THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED/COME TO ARE BELOVED TOWN I MUST INFORCE SOMES NEW LAWS

1. IT IS UNDERSTANDABLE IF YOU CHANGE INTO SOMETHING DURING THE FULL MOON EVERY MONTH, BUT PLEASE USE DISCRETION DURING YOUR PHASING TIME. (MEANING NO EATING OF GRANDMOTHERS)

2. THE USE OF FAIRY DUST IS ALLOWED, BUT TOWARDS THE CITIZENS MUST HAVE PERMISSION.

3. ALL WEAPONS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN SIDE ANY ESTABLISHMENTS. (I BETTER NOT SEE ANY BOW AND ARROWS OR MINING AXS AT GRANNY'S WHEN GETTING MY DAILY CUP OF COFFEE)

4.  THERE WILL BE A NEW LAW DURING TAX SEASON. IF YOU MAKE GOLD THAT TO MUST BE PUT IN YOUR TAXS. IF NOT YOU WILL BE FIND BY POUNDS.

5. THE OLD TOLL BRIDGE IS STILL NOT IN USE IF YOU RUN INTO TROLLS WANTING MONEY TO PASS, YOU DONT OWE THEM AND THEY WILL BE CHARGED WITH EXTOURTION.

6. IF YOU ARE PLANNING A WAR OR BATTLE IT MUST BE DONE IN THE FOREST OUT OF THE WAY OF THE CITIZENS GETTING HURT

7. TO THE SIRENS-
     IF YOU USE YOUR HIGH PITCH VOICES THEY ARE NOT TO BE USED TO LURE MEN TO THEIR DEATHS. AND HIGH PITCH VOICES CAN ONLY BE USED 8AM-9PM  MON-FRI, NOT ALLOWED ON WEEKENDS

8. NO POISONINGS OF FRUIT, DRINKS OR ANY OTHER FOODS. (THIS MEANS YOU MADAM MAYOR)

9. NO ENCHANTING THINGS WHAT SO EVER WITH OUT MY PERMISSION

10. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST NO CURSES WHAT SO EVER ARE TO BE USE ON PEOPLE OR STORYBROOKE IT SELF..

WITH THESE NEW RULES I THINK WE CAN STILL LIVE IN HARMONY IN OUR BELOVED TOWN.

THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY.

                     YOUR'S TRULY
                   
                                      SHERIFF SWAN

P.S I WILL BE WATCHING ALL OF YOU

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